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11/16/2016

 
What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue ocean?





It gets wet.
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Why was the lion's name George?







​That's what his parents named him.

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    Puns.

    My students tell me these absolute groaners on a regular basis.  I thought I could share them with you (why should I suffer alone?).  They might not all be original, but they are delivered gusto.

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