Tue, 25 Jun 2024 09:06:28 -0700WeeblyTue, 12 Nov 2019 22:50:01 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/j-dWant to hear a joke about the pencil?


Never mind...it's pointless.
]]>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 22:45:26 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/jeWant to hear a joke about the cookie?

Never mind...it's pretty crumby.





Want to hear a joke about the sheep?

Never mind.  It's baaaaaaaaaaad.

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]]>Wed, 29 Nov 2017 06:54:07 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/hhWhere is happiness made?



​At the satisfactory.
]]>Fri, 17 Feb 2017 00:33:23 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/lwIf you ever get cold, go stand in a corner for a bit.




It's 90 degrees.
]]>Wed, 16 Nov 2016 21:12:38 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/naWhat happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue ocean?





It gets wet.
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Why was the lion's name George?







​That's what his parents named him.
]]>Thu, 28 Jul 2016 19:44:07 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/akWhile doing some division question practice with my summer session class, I grabbed a handful of dice to roll random numbers for us to work with:

"Ms. Handel....you're on a ROLL!"
]]>Tue, 03 May 2016 21:22:03 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/vmWhat did the zombie child want for his birthday?
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A deady-bear.
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]]>Tue, 03 May 2016 21:21:18 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/jt1Why are dinosaurs healthier than dragons?
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They don't smoke.



And as if that wasn't bad enough....




What do you call a cross between a thief and a chicken?
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A peck-pocket.
]]>Thu, 03 Mar 2016 21:21:08 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/nt2I have a construction joke for you. It's not ready yet...I'm still working on it.]]>Wed, 27 Jan 2016 16:35:23 GMThttp://www.mshandel.net/students-are-punny/nt1What do you call it when you put your grandmother on speed-dial?

Insta-gram.


What award should the person who invented knock-knock jokes receive?


​The No-Bell Prize.
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