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N.T.

1/27/2016

 
What do you call it when you put your grandmother on speed-dial?

Insta-gram.


What award should the person who invented knock-knock jokes receive?


​The No-Bell Prize.

J.T.

1/18/2016

 
What do you call an owl that does magic?

​Whooo-dini.

N.T.

1/12/2016

 
What do you call a pile of kitties?

​A Meow-tain.

    Puns.

    My students tell me these absolute groaners on a regular basis.  I thought I could share them with you (why should I suffer alone?).  They might not all be original, but they are delivered gusto.

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