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J. D.

11/12/2019

 
Want to hear a joke about the pencil?


Never mind...it's pointless.

J.E.

11/12/2019

 
Want to hear a joke about the cookie?

Never mind...it's pretty crumby.





Want to hear a joke about the sheep?

Never mind.  It's baaaaaaaaaaad.

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HH

11/28/2017

 
Where is happiness made?



​At the satisfactory.

LW

2/16/2017

 
If you ever get cold, go stand in a corner for a bit.




It's 90 degrees.

N.a.

11/16/2016

 
What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue ocean?





It gets wet.
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Why was the lion's name George?







​That's what his parents named him.

A.K.

7/28/2016

 
While doing some division question practice with my summer session class, I grabbed a handful of dice to roll random numbers for us to work with:

"Ms. Handel....you're on a ROLL!"

V.M.

5/3/2016

 
What did the zombie child want for his birthday?
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A deady-bear.
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J.T.

5/3/2016

 
Why are dinosaurs healthier than dragons?
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They don't smoke.



And as if that wasn't bad enough....




What do you call a cross between a thief and a chicken?
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A peck-pocket.

N.T.

3/3/2016

 
I have a construction joke for you. It's not ready yet...I'm still working on it.

N.T.

1/27/2016

 
What do you call it when you put your grandmother on speed-dial?

Insta-gram.


What award should the person who invented knock-knock jokes receive?


​The No-Bell Prize.
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