Want to hear a joke about the pencil?
Never mind...it's pointless.
Never mind...it's pointless.
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Want to hear a joke about the cookie?
Never mind...it's pretty crumby. Want to hear a joke about the sheep? Never mind. It's baaaaaaaaaaad. What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue ocean?
It gets wet. ____________________ Why was the lion's name George? That's what his parents named him. While doing some division question practice with my summer session class, I grabbed a handful of dice to roll random numbers for us to work with:
"Ms. Handel....you're on a ROLL!" Why are dinosaurs healthier than dragons?
. . . . They don't smoke. And as if that wasn't bad enough.... What do you call a cross between a thief and a chicken? . . . . . A peck-pocket. What do you call it when you put your grandmother on speed-dial?
Insta-gram. What award should the person who invented knock-knock jokes receive? The No-Bell Prize. |
Puns.My students tell me these absolute groaners on a regular basis. I thought I could share them with you (why should I suffer alone?). They might not all be original, but they are delivered gusto. Archives
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